How i got my username

Some of you have been wondering since i got here, That's a weird name. or, OH! I KNOW YOU! Well, this was the story of how i got my username.
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I was born in the 90's. My mother cared about me so much that she wrote notes in my lunchbox at school when it was lunchtime. Like, Hope you have a wonderful day! or I you! and vice versa. Fast forward to when I was 7-8. I was in the third grade. In my hair, a MINI AFRO was growing. Kids at my school, They HATE afros. Like, 100%. I was called ugly, bighaired, vice versa. That's when i had it. I asked my mom to give me a haircut which was 10 miles away from where we live before. She said yes, which was suprising. After we I got the haircut, my hair was flat as a wooden plank. *Not VERY flat but a little flat.* Now fast foward to when i was 12-13. I starting exploring VERY fun sites on my laptop i got for my 10th birthday or christmas. Then i discovered www.twitch.tv , where you can stream and chat when you want to. And then fast foward one more time to when i was 17. I discovered ourWorld. That's when i got confused for a second. I thought, I could probably use a username. (LOL. Get it? use a USErname?) That's where i played The Binding of Isaac on steam. www.bindingofisaac.com Then that's where i had a stroke, This is impossible. Then, I got Issacs_Binding as a username.
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THE END?

I just put in REBIRTH. Sorry guys.